Setting the record straight about the banana stand
"There's always money in the banana stand," Pop-Pop used to say. His sage advice stuck with me during the years the banana stand grew like wildfire, fueled by consumers' insatiable…
Getting Back on the Bike
Twenty-plus years ago, I rode a motorcycle. I used it to commute, have fun and occasionally travel. The bike itself was a '79 BMW R100/7, which was a combination project,…
A Pandemic Journal Update for Our Print Subscribers
Pandemic Journal was born during the halcyon years when politicians didn't mess with those of us who purchased ink by the barrel, and readers had to put pen to paper…
Pandemic Journal Presents Our Newest Feature: Knowledge Without Limits
Dear reader, as the publisher of Pandemic Journal, America's leading record of social commentary, I keep an ear to the ground for rumblings of change in how my fellow citizens…
The Statue of a Doberman in My Front Yard is About My Beloved Pet’s Legacy and Not His Repeated Mauling of My Neighbor’s Grandmother
There are two facts that protestors in this otherwise quiet neighborhood choose to overlook: Firstly, when our family purchased our three bedroom/2.5 bath ranch in Siesta Acres, there was nothing…
There Were Broken Windows and Now There is Art, Part 2
More from downtown Greensboro, NC. It's time to do away with Dixie. Can I get an amen?
There Were Broken Windows and Now There is Art
Art flourishes in downtown Greensboro.
An Open Letter from the Publisher About Our Latest in a Long String of Controversies
I have been inundated with emails and letters from readers who are incensed with our editorial staff's decision to green-light publication of last week's editorial "Kill 'Em All and Let…
Pandemic Journal Meets McSweeney’s
Friday's Pandemic Journal entry about Senator Susan Collins' moral dilemma took a detour and wound up on the virtual pages of McSweeney's Internet Tendency.