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A Reader’s Guide to Interpreting White House Reports

Post author:Ian
Post published:October 2, 2020
Post category:Pandemic Journal

Amidst the turmoil of this news cycle I had a sit-down with Pandemic Journal's White House reporter to get the skinny on how she plans to cover what will be,…

A Brief Statement from Pandemic Journal About the Welfare of Our Editorial Staff

Post author:Ian
Post published:October 2, 2020
Post category:Pandemic Journal

Readers have faxed and telegraphed messages of concern about our editorial staff's well-being after news of an outbreak of COVID-19 among the flat earthers who run this once-proud nation. Our…

Pandemic Journal Answers Readers’ Questions About Last Night’s Debate

Post author:Ian
Post published:September 30, 2020
Post category:Pandemic Journal

An outbreak of alcohol poisoning and melancholy sidelined everyone on Pandemic Journal's political beat after last night's hootenanny in Cleveland. So I've turned to other sage voices to offer royalty-free…

Setting the record straight about the banana stand

Post author:Ian
Post published:September 28, 2020
Post category:Pandemic Journal

"There's always money in the banana stand," Pop-Pop used to say. His sage advice stuck with me during the years the banana stand grew like wildfire, fueled by consumers' insatiable…

Getting Back on the Bike

Post author:Ian
Post published:September 2, 2020
Post category:Travel & Adventure

Twenty-plus years ago, I rode a motorcycle. I used it to commute, have fun and occasionally travel. The bike itself was a '79 BMW R100/7, which was a combination project,…

A Pandemic Journal Update for Our Print Subscribers

Post author:Ian
Post published:August 10, 2020
Post category:Pandemic Journal

Pandemic Journal was born during the halcyon years when politicians didn't mess with those of us who purchased ink by the barrel, and readers had to put pen to paper…

Pandemic Journal Presents Our Newest Feature: Knowledge Without Limits

Post author:Ian
Post published:August 5, 2020
Post category:Pandemic Journal

Dear reader, as the publisher of Pandemic Journal, America's leading record of social commentary, I keep an ear to the ground for rumblings of change in how my fellow citizens…

The Statue of a Doberman in My Front Yard is About My Beloved Pet’s Legacy and Not His Repeated Mauling of My Neighbor’s Grandmother

Post author:Ian
Post published:July 15, 2020
Post category:Pandemic Journal

There are two facts that protestors in this otherwise quiet neighborhood choose to overlook: Firstly, when our family purchased our three bedroom/2.5 bath ranch in Siesta Acres, there was nothing…