Setting the record straight about the banana stand
"There's always money in the banana stand," Pop-Pop used to say. His sage advice stuck with me during the years the banana stand grew like wildfire, fueled by consumers' insatiable…
A Pandemic Journal Update for Our Print Subscribers
Pandemic Journal was born during the halcyon years when politicians didn't mess with those of us who purchased ink by the barrel, and readers had to put pen to paper…
Pandemic Journal Presents Our Newest Feature: Knowledge Without Limits
Dear reader, as the publisher of Pandemic Journal, America's leading record of social commentary, I keep an ear to the ground for rumblings of change in how my fellow citizens…
The Statue of a Doberman in My Front Yard is About My Beloved Pet’s Legacy and Not His Repeated Mauling of My Neighbor’s Grandmother
There are two facts that protestors in this otherwise quiet neighborhood choose to overlook: Firstly, when our family purchased our three bedroom/2.5 bath ranch in Siesta Acres, there was nothing…
An Open Letter from the Publisher About Our Latest in a Long String of Controversies
I have been inundated with emails and letters from readers who are incensed with our editorial staff's decision to green-light publication of last week's editorial "Kill 'Em All and Let…
Pandemic Journal Meets McSweeney’s
Friday's Pandemic Journal entry about Senator Susan Collins' moral dilemma took a detour and wound up on the virtual pages of McSweeney's Internet Tendency.
A Pandemic Journal Guest Column from Sen. Rand Paul: Lynching Should Only Be a Federal Crime if it’s Done Right
Standing on the wrong side of history demands unshakable faith in one's own morally flexible principles, but that has been my M.O. from the day I plopped my hand on…
Pandemic Journal Interviews the Public Relations Director for ANTIFA
They're everywhere these days. On politicians' lips. Spreading like wildfire on social media. They're ANTIFA. But who are they, really? And what do they want? ANTIFA Director of Public Relations…
Pandemic Journal: An Open Letter to the Clergy and Congregants of First Church of the Redeemer
Folks, First, I want to thank you for allowing the Pandemic Journal editorial team to make an appearance at Sunday's 11 AM gathering. These are particularly challenging times for publishers…
Second Thoughts: An Update from Pandemic Journal
Our crack team of writers had a beauty of an entry queued up and ready to offend. But as I sat in front of my keyboard, single malt scotch in…